so last week my brother beated the shit out of me for no apparent reason to a point that I couldnt go to work for a week basically my brother was brain washed by my father my face was purple my nose was broken etc etc.... Then yesterday I get this phone call from a law firm telling me that I was going to court cuz I owed too much money... then wtf I live with my mother I got a part time job and I go to school I dont owe money to anybody I got everything up to date when I check my credit report I realized my father's address was everywere basically he has been using my identity to get loans and open credit account he opened like 18 and each one is in like -2k and every single one was opened with my identity =/ so tomorrow I have to go to the police file a report against my own father D: I feel like shit now.
A Scientific Analysis of Dickgirls
Over the past several months, our team has observed Dickgirls in their natural habitat. Much of biology remains unknown, however, we are beginning to uncover how the Dickgirls live and function. The following describes our findings so far.
Nature
Dickgirls(or 'Futas') are women who posess at least one male penis somewhere on their body. They are NOT hermaphrodites. Dickgirls are genetically designed from conception for their bodies, and their genital construction is vastly different from that of either a male or a female (see 'Reproductive Organs'). They are also NOT a halfway point between men and women. Their bodies' construction, save for the genital areas, are completely that of a female. Dickgirls are essentially supersexual human beings, designed for constant intercourse with either male or female partners. Oddly, their bodies arent designed to increase the odds of succesful conception. In fact, they seem to be almost completely infertile. Their bodies are designed soley to maximise the pleasure derived from intercourse.
Variations
Dickgirls come in a variety of designs. Some Dickgirls have a penis and vagina combo, while others have a penis and testicles with no vagina. Others still have a penis, testicles, and a vagina, though this seems to be a rare variety (it should be noted that there is another kind of woman, which we have come to call 'Clitgirls', in which their anatomy is nearly identical to that of an ordianry woman, except for the fact that their clitorises can enlarge to be several inches in length, similar to a penis, which they use during intercourse. These are not technically considered Dickgirls). In addition, we have encountered several 'multicock' Dickgirls, who have multiple penises. This variety seems to be the least common.
for those who don't know(probably 100% of you >.< ) my name is Dmy am 21 I work in a shitty restaurant doing shitty work. Am doing this because I wanna go pro chef since I love food (oh and am not a fattie xD). The problem is the course I wanna do costs 46k which is a pretty steep price for my current financial status. I asked for some financial support to my family but they gave me their typical "fuck off" lol . According to them if I study this I will be inferior and no longer a human for some weird reason. so a couple of months ago I decided to quit college and get a full time job in order to pile up the money. Now I was specting to find a somewhat professional work environment at this place but what I found looks more like a fucking circus with lots of illegal Mexicans in it. shit my first day I see this HUGE black guy that usually wears the lamest hats you can ever image chasing this short guy all around the kitchen sending him kisses while the short guy crying for help was running all over the fucking place.... At the same time our drunken illegal Mexicans were singing their Spanish music.... then I knew my work days there were going to be long....
just a little poem about poker that I wanted to share with ya all
I'm addicted to Poker and I play it everyday,
The time flies by so fast I forget what I was going to say.
Why just yesterday, I was in the middle of a hand,
When the phone rang, I picked it up and this is what I sang.
Please Mr. Bill Collector man I have a open ended straight,
Can't talk right now but I'll send that payment I know it's late.
Gonna play 3, no 4, no 5 more hands today,
Then I'll put it in an envelope so you can mark it paid.
Last time you called, I had a royal flush draw no doubt,
But because you bothered me I got timed out.
So you did your job today go away and don't bug me no more,
Let me get back to what I was doing I'm bluffing with a pair of fours.
so today I had the craziest sex eva my gf practically raped me anyway back to the story... when I came I did a pull off so everything fell on the floor and on her sister's wardrobe we forgot to clean it because I was telling her how fucking awesome she was 3-5 mins later her sister arrives and with all the talking we forgot to clean all the cum off her sister's wardrobe. When her sister enters the room, from work, the first thing she does is get some clean clothes and the first thing she feels when she grabs the handle is something cold and sticky the 1st thing she says is "what the hell is this" my gf replies "maybe is some orange juice I dropped not too long sorry I will clean it in a second" 2 seconds later her drunken father enters the room and points "hey that thing in the wardrobe looks like sterm" and leaves the room. Her sister stares at us for a second and then leaves the room pretending nothing happend. >.<
. According to them if I study this I will be inferior and no longer a human for some weird reason. so a couple of months ago I decided to quit college and get a full time job in order to pile up the money. Now I was specting to find a somewhat professional work environment at this place but what I found looks more like a fucking circus with lots of illegal Mexicans in it. shit my first day I see this HUGE black guy that usually wears the lamest hats you can ever image chasing this short guy all around the kitchen sending him kisses while the short guy crying for help was running all over the fucking place.... At the same time our drunken illegal Mexicans were singing their Spanish music.... then I knew my work days there were going to be long....
